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- By Troy Robinson
- 10 Mar 2026
Just 48 hours remaining.
England's opening match in Australia gets under way on the morning of Friday.
Drawing on analysis from CricViz, we examine where the highly awaited Ashes series in years could be determined.
Batters on both teams of the Ashes divide might be questioning why they are bothering to show up.
A lot of the pre-series discussion has focused on the apparent difficulty of scoring runs, particularly for the opening match on a Perth pitch labeled a "green monster".
Regarding batting in Australia, especially against fast bowling, no nation has been harder in which to score runs over the past five years.
There are two reasons for this: wickets and cricket balls.
Overall, the pitches produced in Australia have recently proved to be the fastest, most bouncy and among the most inconsistent in the world.
Pace and variable bounce are the perfect recipe for difficult batting conditions.
A common belief from English cricket paints the Kookaburra cricket ball used in this country as a useless tool for a fast bowler.
An updated model of the Kookaburra was rolled out six years ago, resulting in more seam movement.
Seam is a more significant asset than swing in this country.
Since the new Kookaburra, fast bowlers are averaging 25 runs per wicket in Australia.
Test match cricket is about problem solving.
When bowlers dominate, performances of batters can be the difference, and the reverse is true.
If this Ashes be bowler-dominated, a batsman could have the chance to be the difference between the two teams.
On this occasion, England have arrived in Australia with their fast-bowling unit mostly fit, while the hosts are the ones affected by fitness issues.
Captain Pat Cummins will miss at least the opening match with a back issue, and Josh Hazlewood is unavailable for an unknown period because of a hamstring injury.
Pat Cummins, Hazlewood and Starc were first united as a trio for the 2017-18 series.
From that point, they have taken together 81% of the wickets taken by Australia pace bowlers in matches in Australia.
The Australian team have rarely had to look elsewhere because of the success and durability of the 'big three'.
On the occasions Australia have required support, Boland has been sensational, taking 62 wickets in 14 Tests at an average below 17.
Aside from Scott Boland, other members of Australia's supporting cast have performed well.
Michael Neser, Richardson and Pattinson all average under 30 in domestic Tests.
The last time Australia entered a home Test without Cummins and Hazlewood, and were defeated, was in the year 2012.
The past two times they have competed in Australia without the duo, they have triumphed by a total of 694 runs, featuring a win against England in the Adelaide Test four years ago.
On the rare occasions Australia have had to go past their star fast bowlers, outcomes have not been affected – England should pay attention.
Recall the time England struggled to identify an opening batsman to partner Alastair Cook?
Cook went through partners more quickly than Watford go through managers.
No more.
Since Duckett and Crawley were paired at the top of the England order at the end of 2022, no opening pair in the world has produced more runs together.
The pair's effectiveness as a combination has been a reason in Crawley being backed through some inconsistent times.
The Kent man, who memorably hit the first ball of the last Ashes series for a boundary, has also been identified as having the technique for Australia.
His batting average increases when the pace increases.
By contrast, Australia's top order is in a constant state of flux, yet to fill the gap left by David Warner.
Following Warner's retirement at the beginning of 2024, Khawaja has walked out with five various openers in 15 matches.
Uncapped Jake Weatherald appears likely to become the sixth opener in 16 Tests on the opening day, giving Australia an all-left-handed opening pair.
It's not only the opening pair that has caused problems for Australia.
Labuschagne, Australia's regular number three, was moved to open for the World Test Championship final, then left out completely.
Domestic form has earned him a recall, probably returning to number three.
Across seven matches in 2025, Australia's top three have a combined average of 25.37.
Only the top threes of Zimbabwe and the West Indies have done worse.
For two so evenly-matched teams, there is one area where Australia are unquestionably superior – spin bowling.
Nathan Lyon of Australia, with 562 Test wickets of him, is one of the finest finger-spinners to play the game.
Shoaib Bashir of England is a somewhat successful selection punt, appearing out of touch after a finger injury, while Will Jacks is primarily a batter.
It would seem logical for the hosts to want Lyon at the forefront, but bowling spin has been extremely challenging in Australia for the past 10 years.
During that period, slow bowlers have averaged almost 44 in Australia, albeit Lyon's statistics holds up well compared to the struggles of visiting tweakers.
Lyon's other issue is physically getting on to bowl.
Recall the potency of pace bowling?
It is reducing the time Lyon has with ball in hand.
During the 2017-18 series here, Nathan Lyon was bowling 50 overs per Test.
Last year, in five matches against the Indian team, it was only half as many.
Test matches in Australia are 25% shorter since the new Kookaburra was introduced, meaning the spinner has fewer opportunities to influence the game.
The English team have a unfortunate tendency of being beaten in an away Ashes before Santa Claus has set off.
Traditionally, the series began in the Gabba, where they have not won since 1986.
In recent times, that has been followed with a day-night Test in Adelaide.
England have one win in seven pink-ball Tests worldwide, while Australia have won 13 out of 14.
Then comes Perth, a city England have played at on 14 occasions since 1970 and won only once, against a depleted Australia in 1978.
On this tour, the first three stops on the tour are the identical, only in a rearranged order and under altered conditions.
Perth hosts an Ashes opener for the first occasion, not at the fabled Waca – site of past English struggles – but the modern Perth Stadium.
It remains a tough assignment, though one the tourists tackle with no past burdens.
Brisbane is the location for the second Test, the day-nighter.
The last time Australia competed in a day-night Test at the Brisbane, they were surprised by the West Indies.
Likewise, the Aussies are now unaccustomed to playing day matches at the usual day-night venue Adelaide Oval.
In the two red-ball matches played in the Adelaide since 2014, Australia lost one, to India, in 2018.
The revised fixture list gives England a new opportunity at beginning an overseas series positively, though with risks.
Australia have won four of the five Tests played at Perth Stadium, though the one defeat came in the latest game – against India the previous year.
Each match at the new ground has been won by the team setting a target.
The English often complicate day-night matches, when data indicate the pink cricket ball does not perform much differently from its traditional red ball.
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